yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think my mom watched the whole time
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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