I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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