Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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