if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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