I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
bring money and cleavage
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Randomize
