Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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