why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I have already put on my inside pants.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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