He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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