jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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