new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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