next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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