Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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