Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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