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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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