We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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