woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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