Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I need water and some morals
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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