Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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