wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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