He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize