But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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