Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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