Don't make out with my wife yet
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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