I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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