i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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