I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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