I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
operation harelip BJ is a go
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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