any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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