i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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