Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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