i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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