So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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