Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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