he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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