wrigley field is MILF paradise
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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