i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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