I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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