I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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