I hate your face
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i think im in europe. pls send help
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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