found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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