It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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