We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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