Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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