just come out here and I will go home with you...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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