apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
