You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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