At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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