is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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