Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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