Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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