My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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