Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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